*Sorry for spamming your inboxs... again. Last journal for a while, I swears on the Precious... *

I normally don't make this many journals so soon but I am quite excited. I got a phone call Saturday morning from the local bush fire brigade I've joined (volunteer run) and asked me if I could go to a Bush Firefighters course than day at 1pm at a brigade about 15 mins out of town. So, now, after very little sleep and much study, I have done the theory half of the BF course - the test and the practical half will be in a fortnight.

Once I have finished the BF course, I can go out to fires - which is good, since they are predictating yet another very busy bush fire season. I wonder if I'll be called out for a fire on my birthday . I hope nothing like the Victiorian fires happens again though. That was nothing less than catastrophic, having wiped entire towns off the map and killed quite a number of people. It was scary enough just seeing the news reports at 6am .

It's really friggin hot here already and it isn't even officailly summer yet - we already hit the 40's (celcius). My cat will need to be shaved soon, she's constantly looking withered and doing her whore-pose on the floor (lying on back, legs spread). Perfect weather for dyring clothes on the line though, that shoudl reduce the power bill



Usuaully don't do tags, but I'm tired and don't feel like drawing just at the moment, so I'll do quiz that I got tagged for:

Rules:
Pick one of your FCs/OCs
Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

(I am using Brudz my Ork character)


1.)What's your name?
Brudz, ain't dat great?

2.)Do you know why you were named that?
Yeah, coz Mumzy said et woz good an' I aint arguin' wiv dat.

3.) Are you single or taken?
What's dat mean? Single? Taken? Well, I woz taken prisner once by dem Goff zoggers. Oooh, you mean in da 'umie way... er, spose if I was an' 'umie, I'd be single or what ev'r yer calls et.

4).Have any abilities or powers?
I'm a mek, I fix shit n' break et later. Does dat count?

5.) Stop being a mary-sue >.>
Are yew blind? Do I look like an' 'umie? Zactly! So dun call me stupid 'umie names! It's Brudz an' nuffin else!

6.) Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Depends wevver 'e's bigger den me, an wevver me blaster's workin an' if 'e's bigger. If I aint got me gun, yeah, I'm zogged, cuz most big Orks tend ter beat da daylights outta me.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Shaw! Dere's Mumzy, she's da Ork dat raised me on da farm, den dere's Cezzy-Po whos apparantly me older spore sistah, an' dere's Jamz, me oldr spore bruvver. Oh, an dere's Hargut, apparantly e's da Ork who I was spored from. E's croaked et though.

8.) Oh? How about pets
Squigsy, though 'e's kinda more like me sistah's pet den mine.

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Dem zoggin' Goffs! Day clan needs a good beatin'. Dey're a bunch ov butt-munching filthy fighter's who needz a good kick in da 'ead.

10.) Something that you do like?
Bikes, Goin' fast, Eatin', Drinkin' an annoyin' Ongrat.

11) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Yeah, buildin' fings. An' especially fixin an improvin' me bootiful bike.

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
Et's an Orks duty ter 'urt uvers. I do et on a daily basis.

13.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Yeah, some Goffs - in da fight at Uurgrin's Snakebite settlement.

14.)What kind of animal are you? >>
Animal? What? I'm an Ork! Yer denser 'n' a lead turd if yer didn't figure dat one out by now.

15.)Name your worst habits.
Glad yew asked! Well, frankly I fink I'm just spiffin' perfec, nuffin wrong wiv me I don't fink, oh noes. I'm a model Ork. But Orlen and Cezzy keep sayin' I gotsta be less moufy to da Nobs, not chuck a wobbly when I'm told ter do sumfin I dun wanna, an' stop bein' a general git. I aint got a clue why dey finks I'm bein' a git.

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Hmm... Cezzy-Po, Orlen, and anyone oo's taller den me. Which, right now, is more dan I like.

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Scooze me? What? You 'umies speak funny. Stop confuzzin' me!

18.)Do you go to school?
School? Ev'ry one knows Orks are born wiv brains. I'm a self-taught mekanic.

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? -w-
Orks don't marry, an' who'd wanna raise a sporling? I've 'eard more den my share o' horra stories 'bout when Mumzy raised Jamz from a yoof to da Mega Armoured Nob 'ee iz terday. So blaaah! Dun speak ter me 'bout et. I hates most Orks smaller den me anywayz.

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Know a few flyboyz, but what a fanboy? Do fangirlz fan da Boss in 'ot wevver or sumfin'?

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
If ya do tell, I'll skin yer an' make meself a balaclava. I'd like a new ridin' 'at. Oh yeah... well, I really 'ate snakes. Dam fings, I'd ravver fight ten Goff Kommandos den go near them fingz.

22.) Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Black, jus' da way it aught ter be.

23.) Eyes?
Red, like ev'ry Ork I've seen.

24.) What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted >.>
Me ridin' hat, me ridin' goggles, me red signlet (red goes fasta), leaver pants (were brown but're a nice black now) an me black boots. Great fer ridin' in.

25.)Ok. What's your religion?
I pray ter Gork an' Mork when fings go pear shaped, hur, hur...

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yeah, I do, cuz it's almost time ter put laxatives in Ongrats dinner. Dat stupid weirdboy makes me mad!

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD
DEN 'URRY UP! I'll put squig drops in yer shoes if yer don't 'urry...

28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Well, I live on a squig farm - 'eadin' out to a waaagh though, so I'll be livin' at Gotshik's settlement fer a while.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Well... I dun like ter admit it, but I'm a bit small. I aint big 'nough ter be a Nob yet. Guess dat makes me a shit-kicka...

30.) How many friends do you have?
Dunno, dey seems ter eiver back stab me or die alot. Well, I got's Glim an' Orlen, dey've been me friends fer a while.

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I'd be bigga, shootier an' 'ave a zoggin' speedy bike, yeah... Oh, an' red boots 'stead ov dese black 'uns. Den I'd run fasta.

32.) If you had a million dollars (or in this case, teeth), what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
I'd buy da biggest mek shop yew could lay 'ands on, an' build meself lotsa fings with 'eaps of dakka.

33.) What is your thoughts on pie?
*slobber*

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?
Squig pie.

35.) Favorite drink?
Fungus beer - fungus rum's too 'spensive.

36.) What is your favorite place?
Me workshop back 'ome.

37.) Least favorite?
Two feet in front ov da Boss... dat's da worst place ter be ever. 'Specially when e's' angry...

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
'Course I am, did yer fink I forgot!?

39.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:
'Bout time, gotta 'urry now if I wants ter play dat prank on Ongrat.

40.) Now, tag 3 people!
I aint taggin no git, dat seems ter get me 'ospitalized. Dey can tag 'em selves!

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